So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
These 27 Hilarious People Wrote Their Own Obituaries
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up