when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just found puke in my bra..
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.