He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just found puke in my bra..
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.