i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.