I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.