She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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