At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out