He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.