Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.