I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
sick fucks of a feather flock together
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!