Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.