I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?