I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig