Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
sick fucks of a feather flock together