And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god