You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.