I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?