I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.