Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.