The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
wrigley field is MILF paradise
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So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic