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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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