Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.