He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.