Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
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someone threw a dead crab at me
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?