You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?