he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.