I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.