how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.