how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.