He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning