so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that