I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod