Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.