Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
this just has baby written all over it