My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do