Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?