Last Night in Nevada (702)

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  she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much

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  you puked ON HER

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  Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.

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  Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.

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  I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.

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  Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.

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  Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.

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  At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.

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  If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.

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  Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'

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  I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.

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  Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.

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  Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.

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  It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers

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  Real life dumb and dumber

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  there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...

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  Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank

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