A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
New game: find the sober person in Tbell