this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH