He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.