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  I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited

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  DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!

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  Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations

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  I just feel like everything is too perfect

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  He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator

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  Or both. Which is common

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  He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals

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  This is love.

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  Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?

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  They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA

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  I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.

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  How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?

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  Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.

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  So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.

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  I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it

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  I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.

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  How high are you?

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  I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth

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