Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.