She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You don't have asthma, your pregnant