I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
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Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.