I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog