double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.