There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.