Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
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I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
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WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem