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if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?

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(415): if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me? http://tfl.nu/n53h

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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"

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What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.

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He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."

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(415): And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!" (1-415): What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy. (415): He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie." http://tfl.nu/chbe

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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.

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I'll be there in 10 minutes.

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(415): I have another pimple on my ass cheek. (420): I'll be there in 10 minutes. http://tfl.nu/3vda

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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.

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(415): This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck. http://tfl.nu/wwj8

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How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome

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(415): How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome http://tfl.nu/pei8

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did we hook up?

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no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt

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(415): did we hook up? (925): no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt http://tfl.nu/pm3u

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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.

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(415): He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal. http://tfl.nu/3jar

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he said he didn't have a condom.

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and you said?

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that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. http://tfl.nu/4u76

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how hairy? two words: wookie tits

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(415): how hairy? two words: wookie tits http://tfl.nu/0tmt

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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap

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(415): i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap http://tfl.nu/bmh2

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I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?

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I hope so

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(415): I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die? (510): I hope so http://tfl.nu/tt2l

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I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."

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(415): I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker." http://tfl.nu/s149

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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.

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(415): My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements. http://tfl.nu/vs0n

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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance

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(415): what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance http://tfl.nu/c8s3

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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?

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(415): if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays? http://tfl.nu/4fwl

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