I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.