I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?