Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door