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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS

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(309): I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS http://tfl.nu/kfbo

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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.

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(309): so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday. http://tfl.nu/j6eg

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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.

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(309): "Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me. http://tfl.nu/fmev

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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.

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(309): I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket. http://tfl.nu/mff0

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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.

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(309): just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping. http://tfl.nu/3wmp

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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend

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(309): So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend http://tfl.nu/9ksw

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(917) i just came from walking.

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haha you just came from walking?

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(309): (917) i just came from walking. (309) haha you just came from walking? http://tfl.nu/6hd4

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I learned to sign I want to be on you today

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Deaf chicks here I come

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(309): I learned to sign I want to be on you today (1-309): Score (309): Deaf chicks here I come http://tfl.nu/h0zi

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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.

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"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.

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(309): I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head. (309): "I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night. http://tfl.nu/9065

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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen

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(309): I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen http://tfl.nu/zk0c

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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.

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(309): She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack. http://tfl.nu/09jw

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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass

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(309): My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass http://tfl.nu/e85a

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Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile

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(309): Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile http://tfl.nu/cr7n

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dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry

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(309): dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry http://tfl.nu/gvg3

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I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth

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(309): I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth http://tfl.nu/zzns

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