well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.