we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.