Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex