But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way