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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends

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(416): don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends http://tfl.nu/kb6r

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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added

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(416): today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added http://tfl.nu/jtyi

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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.

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(416): He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him. http://tfl.nu/3lsk

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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance

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(416): we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance http://tfl.nu/wkwu

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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.

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(416): It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed. http://tfl.nu/yc3l

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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.

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(416): Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY. http://tfl.nu/81vu

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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.

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(416): girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently. http://tfl.nu/g9ad

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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.

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(416): I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch. http://tfl.nu/l1wa

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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options

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(416): the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options http://tfl.nu/sle9

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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening

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(416): dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening http://tfl.nu/ihge

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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.

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(416): when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast. http://tfl.nu/itb7

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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night

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(416): you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night http://tfl.nu/f5gl

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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.

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(416): He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French. http://tfl.nu/rqrw

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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY

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(416): that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY http://tfl.nu/vrxb

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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.

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(416): He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed. http://tfl.nu/o4xt

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