Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.