I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.